if I had a typewriter, I'd write me a story

Out and About to See What I Found.
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I mean I do have typewriter.

itsbenedict:

“hey, i wonder if we can brush our teeth and do situps at the same time, to maximize the efficiency of our daily routine,” i say to myself.

“no,” myself says to me moments later, toothpaste spit running down the back of his throat as he angles his torso up and down repeatedly. “there’s a reason we don’t do that, actually.”

  • 20 March 2023
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