if I had a typewriter, I'd write me a story

Out and About to See What I Found.
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I mean I do have typewriter.

ONEW (ft. GIRIBOY) - Caramel

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lutawolves:

Dr. Cha is doing it for me!

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Okay, so this poor woman has become the typical underappreciated wife and mom. But when she has a brush with death and her own husband refuses to donate some liver to help her. She decides to start living for herself.

With encouragement from the doctor who save her life, she passes her exams and goes back to being a doctor. To the great despair of her husband, she’s even interning at his hospital. He refuses to be recognized as her husband, but the sexy doctor who saved her life is more than willing to let it be known he knows her.

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numerodix:

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“Was I…a bad person to you too ? I hope I wasn’t. But I guess I was.”

seawherethesunsets:

# attempted hiding

THE GOOD BAD MOTHER (2023)

libraford:

libraford:

Day 2 of parks job was tearing out the pansies in the giant urns at city hall and replacing them with mixed early summer plants like petunias and verbena. It’s kinda cool because I’m going to be doing an art show at city hall in a month.

One of the landscapers came up to us with a purple flower and asked my boss: “catnip?”

“Catnip.”

“Invasive?”

“Technically, no but watch out.”

Later, my other boss shows us a picture of a bug the size of my thumb.

Me: “that’s not a lantern fly but it looks like one.”

Boss: “today I learned it’s a Giant willow aphid.”

Me: “never seen that one.”

Boss: “me neither. Just what this city needs- another bug.”

“It’ll be less hectic once we get everything planted because after that it’s just maintenance like pulling weeds.”

This is the hard part????

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marauders4evr:

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

That’s so utterly depressing.

disgusting

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

Read till the end for the important info

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

https://www.ablenrc.org/what-is-able/what-are-able-acounts/

This shit is why conservatives think disability is fun pampering, because they see disabled people have to come up with ways to get rid of the money and to them it looks like they must be rolling in excess.

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anniebronte:

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You weren’t in school today, Charlie Brown. All the kids missed you.
I’m never going to school again as long as I live.

A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN
1969, dir. Bill Melendez

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athousandbyeol:

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i never imagined myself doing anything like this. let’s just cut to the point. when you’re reading this, how do you feel? are you upset, sad, or feeling nothing? i’m just asking. i won’t get to hear the answer anyway. from now on, you must be happy. work hard, and don’t get moody so often. eat som tum with phi jack and the rest sometimes. don’t look for me. because you’ll find me so easily. the only place i’ll be is phi tub’s gaming cafe. if i go any place further, that would be my hometown, udon thani. as of now, we’re not compatible like everyone else says after all. that’s what i have to accept.

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risu442:

Kazz Awards: Shining Star of the year 🌟💕

Congrats Our talented Barcode ❤️

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